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MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
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MAN SIGHS
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LANDLINE RINGS
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Hello.
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Just tell me what's happened.
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Er, Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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Don't know.
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Sync and corrections by APOLLO and chamallow
www.addic7ed.com
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(SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY)
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(ON TV) Don't kill me.
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Please don't kill me.
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(DISTORTED MALE VOICE)
Read the statement.
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Yes. All right.
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On this screen?
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That is correct.
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I'm Susannah,
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Duchess of Beaumont.
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Popularly known as Princess Susannah.
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I am in a place you... er...
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cannot find, held by
one you will not trace.
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Prime Minister Michael Callow...
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(CRYING) Prime Minister
Michael Callow my life...
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... my life depends on you.
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If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...
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by 4pm this afternoon, I will be...
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(SOBS)
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... I will be executed.
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Please.
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What are you doing? Keep it going.
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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say
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that we are 100% certain
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that this is, indeed,
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Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
shortly after midnight,
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returning from the wedding
of a college friend.
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She'd insisted on going.
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But you had security on her?
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Two PPOs, still unconscious.
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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.
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No sign of struggle.
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What do they want? Money?
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Release the Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next...
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It concerns you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.
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At 4pm this afternoon,
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Prime Minister Michael Callow
must appear on live British television
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on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and... No!
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(SOBS)
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On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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(SOBBING) I don't understand!
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VIDEO STOPPED
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The video ends with
a series of technical
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specifications for the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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Is this joke, right?
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"Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho."
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to have sex with a pig?
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Live on television
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this afternoon.
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But what... ? Who... ?
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We're checking with embedded
operatives, compiling a list of suspects.
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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
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There's not long to
formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!
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Page one, that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established
a dialogue with this... ?
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We can't. There's no e-mail
address, no code word.
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No channel for negotiation.
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So we focus on finding
Susannah. We get her back.
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However it's done, I don't
care. We stop this now.
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Everyone's working towards this.
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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.
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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.
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This only exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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If there are hacks sniffing around,
shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an
encrypted IP an hour ago.
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Well, get it off there!
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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.
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Spread? How many people have seen this?
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We take down one, six
clones pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000. That's our current estimate.
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The news rooms have got it.
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They're running this on air?
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No. We put a type five D notice
out and they're complying.
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For now.
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It's trending on Twitter.
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Oh! For... fucking internet!
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So what now? What's the play book?
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This is virgin
territory, Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!
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You scared the shit out of me!
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There's a youtube of it!
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Go to work!
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And satellite,
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... And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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No way. It's a piss
take, man. Look at it!
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I don't understand!
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Why this is on the news?
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... Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition
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closes three weeks ahead of schedule...
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How do we describe
it? "An indecent act"?
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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.
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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom!
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We're observing the D Notice.
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Surely we're going to do something.
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We are honouring the D Notice.
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The voluntary D Notice!
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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture but we are making it.
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A woman's life is at stake!
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We follow the procedure.
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My timeline consists
of 100% viewers asking
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why we're not covering
it. How do I reply?
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You don't.
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That is totally backwards.
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No-one else has broken rank.
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Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
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Facebook's coverage is
pretty comprehensive!
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Maybe
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It's like 9/11's happening and
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we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.
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We're not a chat room!
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It's on CNN and Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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All right.
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Oh, God! This planet!
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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
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Damon, public reaction. Meera,
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the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc.
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Simon, set tone with
Standards and Practices.
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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.
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Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.
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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.
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Malaika, update the princess obit VT.
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The Obit VT?
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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone
call. Least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D Notice on it.
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It's gone global, Tom.
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Don't. I'm begging you.
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Don't run it, Martin.
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Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.
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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?
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Multiply nothing by
shit-all! UKN are dead for us!
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Shove it up your arse you fucking...
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Interesting.
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A man.
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Man?
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A man!
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Tom, so you're across it...
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I'm exploring contingency plans.
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I briefed Callett.
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Ah! Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye.
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Noel won an Emmy by his effects
work on that HBO moon Western thing.
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Sea Of Tranquillity.
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You won't find better.
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Can you map a head onto a body live?
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Depends if your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.
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Mm.
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Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows
his shit. That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted in full"?
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Focus on the visuals. Different
face mapped onto a live performer.
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According to those stipulations.
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Fringes of possibility...
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Deadline's at four. We need to
know if it's workable by two.
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(LAUGHS)
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our embeds have ruled out the
major players. It's not AQ, not IRA.
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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.
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People who've threatened
yourself or the royals.
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They're being pulled in as we speak.
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For more than questioning, I hope.
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Somebody know something.
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SIREN BLARES
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If we all do it more, there'll
be less waste lying around...
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Is it still not on the telly?
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Nothing. Must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up!
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Some major breaking news here on UKN.
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In the last two minutes
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It's been confirmed that
Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont
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has been kidnapped.
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A video uploaded
anonymously to the Internet
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appears to depict the
princess pleading for her life.
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The video also contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature
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involving the Prime Minister,
and a detailed list of instructions
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relating to the
enactment of this demand.
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As police round up potential suspects...
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... across the nation.
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... This viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.
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A man thought to be
connected with a religious
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pressure group,
dragged to a waiting van...
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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- For fuck's sake, man!
- Just saying.
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They'll be asking for a
million quid or something.
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They want him to do it with a pig.
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Demands...
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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.
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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.
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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...
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Of course I still want that drink.
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Then give me something.
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It's not...
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That won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time
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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog
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and a short piece on the
historical symbolism of the pig.
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PHONE BEEPS
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... only five hours away,
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UKN's Damon Brown analyses
the public reaction to the crisis.
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It's a day like no other.
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The kidnap video has been
watched by over 18 million people.
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Social networking sites are a...
buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute.
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While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,
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the nation is voicing its opinion.
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I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.
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I couldn't bear to watch that.
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I won't be tuning in. Just
thinking about it is horrible.
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That's disgusting. It is disgusting.
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It is disgusting but...
after that, he's gonna be hero.
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People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.
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It will be hilarious to see that on TV.
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Nothing too abnormal for MPs.
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They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.
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We've been squeezing
hard, but nothing concrete.
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It's my house! You can't...
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You are in my doorway
touching my door handle!
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Could I have a word?
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It won't come to that.
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And if they don't find her?
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MI5 have got a name.
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They're surrounding the place now.
260
00:14:48,739 --> 00:14:49,775
Where?
261
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:50,783
What?
262
00:14:50,814 --> 00:14:52,127
Where's the place?
263
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,283
Truro.
264
00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:54,791
- Why are you lying?
- What?
265
00:14:54,807 --> 00:14:56,065
You're lying!
266
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,099
Truro? Jesus!
267
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,470
I don't want you worrying.
268
00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:02,376
You've never patronised
me. Don't start now.
269
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:04,298
Whoever this is, is insane.
270
00:15:04,299 --> 00:15:05,778
And has a princess.
271
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,838
We'll get through this.
272
00:15:06,877 --> 00:15:09,353
Not any princess... the princess.
273
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:14,219
Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.
274
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,460
I won't have to do anything.
275
00:15:17,653 --> 00:15:19,011
Everyone's laughing at us.
276
00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:20,094
You don't know that.
277
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,711
I know people.
278
00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:23,414
We love humiliation.
279
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,634
I can not laugh
280
00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:25,930
Nothing is going to happen.
281
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,914
It's already happening in their heads.
282
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:33,700
In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.
283
00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:39,383
Please!
284
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,586
Jane.
285
00:15:46,009 --> 00:15:47,321
I love you.
286
00:15:47,336 --> 00:15:48,647
KNOCK ON DOOR
287
00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:49,983
What?
288
00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:51,820
Palace on the phone, sir.
289
00:15:51,821 --> 00:15:53,859
Get Alex to stall them.
290
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:56,899
She's already been speaking
to her for ten minutes.
291
00:15:57,502 --> 00:15:58,701
"Her"?
292
00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:00,188
It's the Queen herself.
293
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:04,164
Go on.
294
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:16,766
As the 4pm deadline draws
nearer, the world holds its breath...
295
00:16:16,805 --> 00:16:18,352
waiting to discover where the princess
296
00:16:18,359 --> 00:16:20,071
Would they use a female pig?
297
00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:21,813
It's on the list.
298
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:24,781
List of rules, specifies
camera angles and things.
299
00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:26,243
Like dogme 95.
300
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,644
It's not like Dogme 95.
301
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:28,746
Exactly that.
302
00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:30,139
What's Dogme 95?
303
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:31,500
Cinematic movement.
304
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,802
Lars von Trier.
305
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,068
Oh...
306
00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:36,690
Rules for a director...
no background music,
307
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:39,289
only natural light, for authenticity.
308
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:44,339
Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.
309
00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:47,367
I can't think of
anything remotely like this.
310
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,890
A new form of terrorism...
311
00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:54,399
It's not Islamist. To request
a pig is specifically abhorrent.
312
00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:57,032
That's the point! Make love to a pig!
313
00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:58,673
Make love?
314
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,499
Steer them away from the grisly details.
315
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,459
Let's not dwell on any of the details.
316
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:08,899
This is already a huge
national talking point.
317
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:13,299
Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?
318
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,339
How's Her Majesty taking it?
319
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:17,563
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."
320
00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,139
And we are.
321
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,259
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.
322
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:28,099
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.
323
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,415
I thought it was untraceable.
324
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:33,262
Technically, yes, so I thought,
"Work with what we do now"
325
00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:37,181
That video, before Youtube
compression it was 57.3 meg.
326
00:17:38,629 --> 00:17:40,388
Algorithm. Boring.
327
00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:43,861
Anyway, we also know it
was uploaded at 3:16 AM.
328
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:47,033
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads
329
00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:51,306
of precisely 57.3 meg in the
minutes leading up to 3:16,
330
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:54,026
and the closest I can get is a postcode.
331
00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,979
It came from somewhere in there.
332
00:17:57,799 --> 00:17:59,135
Looks like a campus.
333
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,099
Yeah. Closed 2010.
334
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,779
It's been empty since.
335
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,859
Latest I-sat image on this area?
336
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:08,140
3 AM flyover shot from last night...
337
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,869
Looks like it had lights on.
338
00:18:13,401 --> 00:18:16,510
We got him. We got him.
339
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,713
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.
340
00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:23,065
With helmet-cam relay. We
can watch the operation.
341
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:24,932
Press office, OK, Tom?
342
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,854
Yes!
343
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,179
Right. Confident?
344
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,339
It's a kick-bollock scramble, but
with finessing it should be OK.
345
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,660
Finesse quickly. Our
performer's on his way.
346
00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:53,225
CAR STOPS
347
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:58,219
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.
348
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,219
You seen any of my films?
349
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,114
No.
350
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:04,106
I'm pretty trad... bish,
bash, bosh. In, out.
351
00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:05,763
Yeah, well...
352
00:19:05,825 --> 00:19:08,099
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.
353
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,390
There won't be any invoicing.
354
00:19:09,429 --> 00:19:12,616
- Oi-oi, Rod!
- Oi-oi!
355
00:19:14,411 --> 00:19:17,019
Need to prep two statements
356
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,498
Good outcome. Bad outcome.
357
00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:19,723
Rescue operation?
358
00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:22,676
Goon squad's heading for
postcode in Buckinghamshire.
359
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:26,820
HP84TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.
360
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,177
TEXT MESSAGE ALERT
361
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,099
UNZIPS/CLOTHES RUSTLE
362
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,019
CAMERA CLICKS
363
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,020
PHONE BEEPS
364
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,859
Yeah, I've reduced the luminance...
365
00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:56,219
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.
366
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,499
AKA, Rod Senseless.
367
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,972
Stage name.
368
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,299
Yeah. Well...
369
00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:06,419
You need to get into this.
370
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:08,267
Is there a dressing room I can use?
371
00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:09,620
No.
372
00:20:09,696 --> 00:20:11,539
Where's my co-star?
373
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,845
Be rude not to give
her a kiss beforehand.
374
00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:16,204
Outside in the truck.
375
00:20:17,262 --> 00:20:18,946
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?
376
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,860
You also need to wear
this... on your head.
377
00:20:33,814 --> 00:20:36,468
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.
378
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,814
OK.
379
00:20:38,298 --> 00:20:39,780
Target identified.
380
00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:40,993
Commissioner. Thank you.
381
00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:42,517
So, team red...
382
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,712
Any orders, boss?
383
00:20:43,735 --> 00:20:45,970
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions,
384
00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:47,408
before you proceed.
385
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,686
With the 4pm deadline three hours away,
386
00:20:49,725 --> 00:20:51,545
time is running out
for the Prime Minister...
387
00:20:52,976 --> 00:20:54,288
SIGHS
388
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,420
They got in, yeah?
389
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,881
Do you think I'd be here if they had?
390
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:08,366
We've got statements for either outcome.
391
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,926
Listen, coverage is very sympathetic.
392
00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:15,723
Can't think about coverage now!
393
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:20,140
PHONE BEEPING
394
00:21:22,307 --> 00:21:23,664
But it's on-side?
395
00:21:24,469 --> 00:21:26,163
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
396
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,070
Every poll indicates
understanding, disgust with the
397
00:21:29,071 --> 00:21:31,938
captor, outrage at the
whole thing, but not at you.
398
00:21:36,415 --> 00:21:39,703
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,
399
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:43,220
the public anticipates non-compliance.
400
00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:47,429
There'll be squawks from the usuals,
401
00:21:47,461 --> 00:21:51,610
but it's not "England expects".
402
00:21:57,051 --> 00:22:02,211
If he kills her, there's no
blood on your hands. Bottom line.
403
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:11,297
With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.
404
00:22:11,469 --> 00:22:13,859
Joining us is actress Lydia...
405
00:22:13,891 --> 00:22:15,699
Thought this was coming from IB7.
406
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,765
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.
407
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:21,459
Twinkle tits from?
408
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:25,619
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
409
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,765
This came for you, left at reception.
410
00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:30,660
Courier dropped it off.
411
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,180
Know how to plug this in?
412
00:22:39,977 --> 00:22:43,315
ALL GASP
413
00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:46,779
Jack, call the police. Take it!
414
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,939
Get someone to shoot that first.
415
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,980
What the fuck is this?
416
00:22:52,369 --> 00:22:54,807
I gave you rules. I said no cheating.
417
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,934
(SCREAMS)
418
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,699
Some more breaking news,
419
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:11,699
and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,
420
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:15,219
has been delivered to
UKN, along with a video
421
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:19,539
apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.
422
00:23:19,727 --> 00:23:23,409
UKN News has passed all
material to Scotland Yard...
423
00:23:23,433 --> 00:23:24,980
Fucking hell!
424
00:23:25,323 --> 00:23:29,628
Oh, God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.
425
00:23:29,769 --> 00:23:31,139
Yes, he fucking has!
426
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,460
... Which contained a statement
427
00:23:33,544 --> 00:23:37,818
accusing Downing Street of
attempting to break the rules
428
00:23:37,843 --> 00:23:40,234
This grim development comes just hours
429
00:23:40,277 --> 00:23:42,398
before the 4PM deadline...
430
00:23:42,432 --> 00:23:43,745
TV OFF
431
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,340
Jesus!
432
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:55,859
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified
433
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,901
no visual trickery in his
original demand, didn't he?
434
00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:00,870
I considered it necessary...
435
00:24:00,902 --> 00:24:02,206
Considered it necessary.
436
00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:03,535
To divise...
437
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,269
FUCKING HELL!
438
00:24:11,245 --> 00:24:12,554
- Mike... !
- Don't!
439
00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:13,904
It's nor...
440
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:17,011
One word, I swear I will fucking... !
441
00:24:28,983 --> 00:24:30,752
What did you do, Alex?
442
00:24:31,828 --> 00:24:33,479
I had a back-up plan.
443
00:24:34,203 --> 00:24:36,470
A man prepared to do it
and an FX company that
444
00:24:36,471 --> 00:24:38,737
would paint your head
onto his shoulders.
445
00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:40,338
You actually thought that would work?
446
00:24:40,502 --> 00:24:41,823
I believed it worth considering.
447
00:24:41,926 --> 00:24:43,619
Then you're a stupid bitch.
448
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,099
With your interest at heart.
449
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,494
Who knew about this?
450
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:51,463
A select few. It seems
some idiot at the studio
451
00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:53,963
recognised our designated performer,
452
00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:57,322
Tweeted a photo and the
online hivemind did the maths.
453
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,932
It's not playing well.
454
00:25:00,514 --> 00:25:01,869
With who?
455
00:25:03,345 --> 00:25:05,321
With, er... anyone.
456
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:09,423
A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,
457
00:25:09,455 --> 00:25:12,056
with only 28% of the public believing
458
00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:14,860
he should fulfil the
bizarre and illegal request.
459
00:25:15,438 --> 00:25:17,110
In the wake of these images,
460
00:25:17,163 --> 00:25:22,083
and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.
461
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:25,703
It'll be humiliating, but
nothing compared to her suffering.
462
00:25:25,727 --> 00:25:27,250
With the appearance of finger...
463
00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:28,406
He's just got to do it.
464
00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:29,313
Yes, he has to do it.
465
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:30,717
What's the alternative?
466
00:25:30,718 --> 00:25:33,632
We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.
467
00:25:33,672 --> 00:25:35,063
Of course...
468
00:25:35,109 --> 00:25:38,699
If he doesn't get her
released, he's finished, isn't he?
469
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:42,108
Online polls suggest that 86% of voters
470
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:44,779
now believe the demand should be met.
471
00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:46,780
Damon Brown...
472
00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:51,578
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?
473
00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:52,700
They need time...
474
00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:54,659
No more pissing around.
475
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:56,060
Julian's advising against...
476
00:25:56,061 --> 00:25:59,899
I'm advising for. They
go in now. They go in now.
477
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:16,819
PHONE RINGS
478
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:18,979
Where's my obit VT?
479
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:23,419
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?
480
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:24,964
I'd say bullshit.
481
00:26:25,019 --> 00:26:26,978
Then you'd be wrong.
482
00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:30,004
Have you got a crew with you?
483
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,636
I'm not stupid.
484
00:26:32,615 --> 00:26:33,996
Malaika?
485
00:26:34,441 --> 00:26:35,668
Hello?
486
00:26:45,628 --> 00:26:47,113
DOOR OPENS
487
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,619
Are you getting this?
488
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:54,500
Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger.
489
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,420
Still getting this?
490
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,820
Yeah. Just stay safe,
Malaika. Be careful!
491
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:23,700
If this doesn't work...
492
00:27:24,825 --> 00:27:26,820
we need...
493
00:27:35,768 --> 00:27:37,354
GUN CLICKS
494
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:54,140
Armed police! Lay down on the
floor! Lay down on the floor!
495
00:27:57,902 --> 00:28:00,100
Move!
496
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:05,620
Fuck!
497
00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,872
It's a decoy.
498
00:28:14,116 --> 00:28:18,670
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.
499
00:28:18,742 --> 00:28:19,991
Jesus!
500
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:21,296
They're looking right at her!
501
00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:22,772
They can't see her.
502
00:28:22,873 --> 00:28:24,015
Malaika, make sure they can't...
503
00:28:24,053 --> 00:28:25,647
Stay down! Don't move!
504
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:31,740
Run, Malaika! Run!
505
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,539
Get out of there. Come on!
506
00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:39,500
Armed police!
507
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,500
MACHINE GUN FIRE
508
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:49,325
Is it him?
509
00:28:49,412 --> 00:28:52,349
Where the fuck is Jack?
510
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:55,139
Advance! Advance! Advance!
511
00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:57,140
(MOANING)
512
00:28:57,204 --> 00:29:00,204
Get down!
513
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:03,138
Get down!
514
00:29:03,187 --> 00:29:07,386
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.
515
00:29:07,419 --> 00:29:08,700
- You press?
- Yes.
516
00:29:08,732 --> 00:29:10,389
GUN CLICKS
517
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:12,779
There goes your RTS Award.
518
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,859
There must be something.
519
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:15,688
There's nothing there, Mike.
520
00:29:15,711 --> 00:29:17,019
There'll be a clue. Some evidence.
521
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,060
We've done all we can.
522
00:29:18,061 --> 00:29:20,499
You rescued mannequin.
523
00:29:20,534 --> 00:29:21,407
I'm sorry, Michael...
524
00:29:21,431 --> 00:29:22,534
Fuck off, Julian!
525
00:29:22,575 --> 00:29:24,198
20 past three. We're out of time.
526
00:29:24,203 --> 00:29:26,190
We're not out of time!
527
00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:28,315
We're not out of time.
528
00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:43,458
DOOR CLOSES
529
00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:46,059
It's not going to happen.
530
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:46,578
To the public...
531
00:29:46,579 --> 00:29:47,460
Fuck the public!
532
00:29:47,461 --> 00:29:52,339
To the public, this would be one
man of questionable popularity
533
00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:54,580
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.
534
00:29:54,581 --> 00:29:56,819
They will not release her anyway.
She's probably already dead.
535
00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:59,736
If she isn't, he'll kill
her and upload the video.
536
00:30:00,963 --> 00:30:04,699
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
537
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:09,019
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,
538
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:12,140
I guarantee you... utterly destroyed.
539
00:30:14,825 --> 00:30:16,745
The polling bears that out.
540
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:23,979
You won't just be a
disgraced politician,
541
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:29,099
The public, the Palace and
the Party insist on compliance.
542
00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:30,359
Fuck the Party!
543
00:30:30,368 --> 00:30:33,146
Refuse, and I've been advised
544
00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:35,779
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.
545
00:30:37,721 --> 00:30:39,422
Or that of your family.
546
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,009
But...
547
00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,883
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
548
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,200
I can't...
549
00:30:58,201 --> 00:31:01,047
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.
550
00:31:02,415 --> 00:31:04,485
HE GASPS
551
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:17,179
Let's take you live to
the scene in central London.
552
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:21,019
As we see the Prime Minister's
car travelling across London...
553
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,726
He's got to do it.
554
00:31:23,016 --> 00:31:24,852
The world's bloody broken.
555
00:31:24,937 --> 00:31:28,940
... Appears to be heading
west to Bankside Studios.
556
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:39,260
BEEPING
557
00:31:46,981 --> 00:31:48,386
BEEPING STOPS
558
00:32:02,193 --> 00:32:04,992
We've ratified the
law... after midnight,
559
00:32:05,047 --> 00:32:09,214
it'll be a criminal of fence to store
any recording or images of the event.
560
00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:16,562
They're doing an announcement
to warn people off
561
00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:19,464
even watching, some sonic
tone that causes nausea.
562
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:25,499
... When public opinion
has very much hardened,
563
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,964
following the delivery of
the princess's severed finger.
564
00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:33,581
As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a stand still
565
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,499
watching the extraordinary
situation play out.
566
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:41,379
Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance...
567
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:45,059
"Michael Callow has
displayed incredible bravery
568
00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:47,820
in what was a matter of life or death."
569
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:51,049
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...
570
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,660
OK. Yeah.
571
00:32:54,948 --> 00:32:56,254
Everything prepared?
572
00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,386
Yes, ma'am.
573
00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:58,574
It's sedated?
574
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,994
Injection. It's docile.
575
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:07,612
CAR DOOR OPENS
576
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,940
It's time to go in now.
577
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,819
... An unprecedented nature.
578
00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:21,082
This is an official announcement.
579
00:33:21,105 --> 00:33:22,566
In a few minutes,
580
00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:25,884
the Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.
581
00:33:25,897 --> 00:33:28,419
CHEERING
582
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:33,699
... in the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.
583
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:37,472
Recording or possessing a copy
of this broadcast will become illegal
584
00:33:37,481 --> 00:33:38,566
at midnight.
585
00:33:38,613 --> 00:33:42,221
All viewers are advised to turn
off their televisions immediately.
586
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:45,019
The broadcast will commence
after the following tone.
587
00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:47,180
HIGH-PITCHED TONE
588
00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:51,220
TONE CONTINUES
589
00:34:04,862 --> 00:34:06,433
DOOR OPENS
590
00:34:19,417 --> 00:34:21,394
We're complying with
the stipulated rules.
591
00:34:21,456 --> 00:34:23,581
You'll have to keep going...
592
00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:25,660
VOICE FADES
593
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:29,700
you'll have to see
it through to the end.
594
00:34:33,067 --> 00:34:36,859
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...
595
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:38,860
get into trouble.
596
00:34:42,433 --> 00:34:45,107
The suggestion we're
getting from psychologists
597
00:34:45,164 --> 00:34:47,927
is that you should take
as long as you need.
598
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:54,539
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness
599
00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:56,780
or even enjoyment.
600
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:12,685
It's just a skeleton crew inside.
601
00:35:13,707 --> 00:35:15,286
Closed set.
602
00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:23,670
DOOR OPENS
603
00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:28,605
DOOR OPENS
604
00:35:33,153 --> 00:35:34,897
SLURPING
605
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,860
SNUFFLING/SLURPING
606
00:35:58,020 --> 00:36:00,899
EXCITED VOICES
607
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,140
There he is!
608
00:36:02,141 --> 00:36:05,260
CHEERING
609
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:11,563
I trust this will bring about
the safe return of Princess Susannah.
610
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,461
I...
611
00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:30,547
I love my wife.
612
00:36:34,265 --> 00:36:35,883
May God forgive me.
613
00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:53,380
GROANS/LAUGHTER
614
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:58,059
(WOMAN) Oh, no!
615
00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:01,059
ALL GROAN
616
00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:03,060
VOICES FADE
617
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:12,020
GENTLE MUSIC
618
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:38,780
Jesus! Poor bastard!
619
00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:43,219
But it's been on for nearly an hour.
620
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,580
It's history, this.
621
00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:30,980
VOMITS
622
00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:46,019
PHONE RINGS
623
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,019
We've got her. Susannah.
624
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:48,940
They released her?
625
00:39:48,941 --> 00:39:51,778
Stumbling about in the city.
626
00:39:51,810 --> 00:39:55,273
Sedated. She can't remember
anything, but she's unharmed.
627
00:39:55,297 --> 00:39:56,609
But her finger?
628
00:39:56,648 --> 00:39:58,659
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.
629
00:39:58,660 --> 00:39:59,665
What?
630
00:39:59,790 --> 00:40:04,986
There is one other thing. There's
a CCTV grab of her from half three.
631
00:40:05,032 --> 00:40:09,219
It seems he let her go 30
minutes before it happened.
632
00:40:10,391 --> 00:40:11,776
Why?
633
00:40:11,925 --> 00:40:13,433
My guess...
634
00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:15,034
he knew everyone would be elsewhere
635
00:40:15,089 --> 00:40:17,292
watching screens.
636
00:40:18,732 --> 00:40:20,343
So it's a statement.
637
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:21,757
Ma'am?
638
00:40:21,772 --> 00:40:24,892
That's what this was all
about, making a point.
639
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,780
Should we, er... ?
640
00:40:26,781 --> 00:40:28,849
Lose that page of the report.
641
00:40:29,146 --> 00:40:31,419
No-one sees it, especially the PM.
642
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:33,420
Of course.
643
00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:42,741
KNOCK ON DOOR
644
00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:44,473
Good news, Michael.
645
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:48,146
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.
646
00:40:49,442 --> 00:40:51,442
PHONE RINGS
647
00:41:08,398 --> 00:41:09,812
DROPS PHONE
648
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:12,020
CONTINUES RINGING
649
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,260
(SOBS)
650
00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:44,019
On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
651
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:48,139
an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance
652
00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:51,287
at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.
653
00:41:51,319 --> 00:41:52,577
Here I go.
654
00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:53,679
OK.
655
00:41:54,049 --> 00:41:56,608
Oh!
656
00:41:57,507 --> 00:42:01,209
The other central figure in
events was also before the camera
657
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,619
at last night's
Children Of Valour Awards.
658
00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:06,419
Princess Susannah made
her first public appearance
659
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:08,303
since announcing her pregnancy.
660
00:42:08,889 --> 00:42:13,179
It was one year ago that
the Turner Prize-winning artist,
661
00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,514
Carlton Bloom,
662
00:42:14,548 --> 00:42:17,826
coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.
663
00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:24,226
As the anniversary arrived,
one art critic caused controversy
664
00:42:24,257 --> 00:42:28,259
by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".
665
00:42:28,751 --> 00:42:32,590
While cultural commentators
debate its significance,
666
00:42:32,638 --> 00:42:34,859
with a global audience of 1.3 billion,
667
00:42:34,922 --> 00:42:37,437
it was an event in
which we all participated.
668
00:42:37,553 --> 00:42:40,740
However, the incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,
669
00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:45,099
who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.
670
00:42:45,207 --> 00:42:47,529
Damon Brown, UKN.
671
00:42:47,654 --> 00:42:49,334
DOOR CLOSES
672
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:53,820
Jane.
673
00:42:55,014 --> 00:42:56,654
Jane, please.
674
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:43,780
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